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Clojure Sucks

Clojure Sucks

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Ah, Clojure, the language that's like trying to swim through a sea of parentheses while juggling flaming chainsaws. With its Lisp-inspired syntax, Clojure is the perfect way to make your code look like a tangled mess of hieroglyphics.

Sure, it claims to be simple and elegant, but let's face it – if simplicity means drowning in a sea of parentheses, then sign me up for complexity any day. It's like someone took Lisp and said, "You know what this needs? More parentheses!"

And let's not forget the joy of debugging Clojure code. It's like playing a game of "Where's Waldo?" except Waldo is hiding in a pile of parentheses and you're running out of patience faster than you can say "defmacro."

But hey, if you enjoy feeling like you're trapped in a never-ending labyrinth of parentheses, Clojure is the language for you. So here's to Clojure – the perfect way to make even the simplest task feel like an exercise in frustration and despair.
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