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Dart Sucks

Dart Sucks

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Ah, Dart, the programming language that feels like a participation trophy in the world of software development. Need a language that's as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further! With Dart, you'll enjoy the thrill of being constantly reminded that you're not using one of the cool kids' languages.

Ever wanted to feel like you're coding with training wheels on? Dart's got you covered! With its simplified syntax and lackluster features, you'll wonder why you bothered learning it in the first place. Need to do something slightly out of the ordinary? Sorry, Dart says "no can do" with its limited ecosystem and lack of community support.

So, if you enjoy the feeling of settling for mediocrity and the soul-crushing disappointment of missed potential, then Dart is the language for you. Just don't be surprised when you find yourself longing for the excitement and challenge of a real programming language.
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