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Elixir Sucks

Elixir Sucks

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Ah, Elixir, the language that's like a shiny new toy until you realize it's just another cog in the machine of disappointment. With its promises of concurrency and fault-tolerance, Elixir lures you in like a siren song, only to leave you stranded on the shores of regret.

Let's not forget the joy of trying to debug Elixir code. It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack, except the haystack is on fire and you're running out of extinguishers faster than you can say "mix test."

But hey, if you enjoy feeling like you're drowning in a sea of |> pipes and defmodule declarations, Elixir is the language for you. So here's to Elixir – the perfect way to make even the simplest task feel like an uphill battle against a horde of angry parentheses.
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