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Fortran Sucks

Fortran Sucks

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Fortran, the programming language that's like digging up a fossil and trying to convince everyone it's still relevant. With its ancient syntax and clunky design, Fortran is the equivalent of trying to build a skyscraper with sticks and stones.

Sure, it claims to be fast, but only if you measure speed in the time it takes for a glacier to melt. It's like trying to run a marathon with lead shoes while everyone else is wearing Nikes.

But hey, if you enjoy feeling like a time traveler from the Stone Age, desperately clinging to outdated technology, then Fortran is the language for you. So here's to Fortran – the programming equivalent of a fossilized dinosaur, destined for extinction but somehow still hanging on.
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