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Java Sucks

Java Sucks

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Java, the programming language that's like a corporate suit: stiff, formal, and demanding you follow its rules to the letter.

It's the language that brought us the joys of verbose syntax, where you need to write a novel just to print 'Hello, World!'.

With its exception handling, you'll feel like a lawyer navigating through a maze of try-catch blocks, just to avoid the dreaded NullPointerException. And let's not forget the endless boilerplate code, ensuring that your fingers get a good workout typing the same lines over and over again.

But hey, at least it runs on three billion devices, right? Java: because who doesn't love a little extra complexity in their life?
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