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Kotlin Sucks

Kotlin Sucks

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Fine, let's cut straight to the bone: Kotlin is the bottom-feeder of programming languages. Ever wanted to code in a language that's as dull as a butter knife and twice as useless? Look no further! With Kotlin, you'll be stuck in a never-ending nightmare of frustration and disappointment.

And don't even get me started on Kotlin's supposed "null safety." You'd think it'd save you from the horrors of NullPointerExceptions, but nope! Kotlin's null safety is about as reliable as a paper umbrella in a hurricane – it'll collapse at the slightest hint of complexity, leaving you soaked in a deluge of errors.

So, if you enjoy the feeling of banging your head against a brick wall and the soul-crushing despair of never-ending bugs, then congratulations! Kotlin is the language for you. Just don't be surprised if you find yourself questioning every life decision that led you to choose it in the first place.
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