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PHP Sucks

PHP Sucks

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PHP, the language that brings tears of nostalgia to some and just tears to others.

It's like that old car you can't seem to get rid of: it gets the job done, but not without some sputtering and backfiring. With its delightful inconsistencies and elegant way of mixing HTML, SQL, and PHP in a single file, it's the perfect tool for crafting spaghetti code that even your Italian grandmother would envy.

But hey, it powers a huge chunk of the internet, so who are we to judge? Embrace the chaos and the inexplicable joy of array functions with more flavors than a Baskin-Robbins menu.
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