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Python Sucks

Python Sucks

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Python, the programming language that's often hailed as the 'beginner-friendly' language, but let's face it – it's the lazy person's way to feel like a coder. Python is so simple that it's like using a calculator to solve 2+2. It’s the language you choose when your ambition to code is outweighed by your ambition to take long coffee breaks.

Python is to programming what training wheels are to a bike – it’ll get you moving, sure, but you won’t be winning any races. It's like cooking with a microwave; sure, it's convenient, but don't try to call yourself a chef. Python programmers are the people who took 'easy street' in the coding world and then set up a permanent residence.

And let's talk about speed – or the lack thereof. Python runs about as fast as a snail on a lazy day. If you're planning to process something quickly, you might as well start it, then go watch the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy – extended editions – and maybe it’ll be done when you get back.
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