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Well, well, well, if it isn't C, forget about holding your hand – C prefers to slap you across the face with its lack of modern amenities. Automatic memory management? Nope, you get to play Russian roulette with memory leaks and segfaults instead. Who needs stability and security when you can live life on the edge, right?
But wait, there's more! C's idea of cross-platform compatibility is like playing a game of Whack-a-Mole with bugs. Oh, your code worked on Windows? Congratulations, now watch it burst into flames on Linux like a cheap firecracker.
So, if you've got a hankering for pain and suffering, and you enjoy the feeling of banging your head against a brick wall, then C is the language for you. Just don't say I didn't warn you when you find yourself in a world of hurt, drowning in a sea of memory leaks and pointer arithmetic nightmares.
