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Cobra, the programming language equivalent of bringing a knife to a gunfight - not just any knife, but a plastic butter knife. It's like the creators decided to throw every coding convention out the window in favor of being 'different.' Different in the same way a unicycle is different from a car for getting to work.
Cobra is the tech world's equivalent of a participation trophy. It exists, but no one is entirely sure why or cares much about it. It’s for those who enjoy the puzzled look on people's faces when they say they program in Cobra – a mix of confusion, pity, and mild amusement. Using Cobra in the programming world is like insisting on using Morse code in an age of instant messaging – unnecessarily complicated and painfully irrelevant.
