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Go, the language that makes you want to bang your head against the wall just to feel something. Ever dreamed of coding in a language as thrilling as watching paint dry on a beige wall? Congratulations, because with Go, you'll experience the excitement of mediocrity like never before.
Let's not forget about Go's error handling – a delightful journey into the depths of verbosity and frustration. Want to spend your days drowning in a sea of if err != nil statements? Well, with Go's obsession with handling errors at every turn, you'll soon find yourself wishing for the sweet release of a language that actually respects your time.
So, if you enjoy the feeling of being trapped in a programming purgatory and the soul-crushing despair of never-ending monotony, then congratulations! Go is the language for you. Just don't be surprised if you find yourself questioning the meaning of life after spending too long in its joyless embrace.
