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Pascal, the programming language that's like trying to build a rocket ship with paper clips and chewing gum. With its archaic syntax and cumbersome rules, Pascal is the perfect recipe for a migraine-inducing coding nightmare.
Sure, it claims to be "structured" and "reliable," but that's like calling a leaky boat "seaworthy." It's like trying to win a modern-day race with a horse and buggy – you'll be left eating dust while others zoom past in Ferraris.
But hey, if you enjoy feeling like you're trapped in a time warp where progress is just a distant dream, then Pascal is the language for you. So here's to Pascal – the programming equivalent of banging your head against a brick wall and wondering why it hurts.
