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The programming language that's like a fine wine—except it turns to vinegar as soon as you look away.
It's the language that promised us developer happiness, and for a while, it delivered, swaddling us in the comfort of elegant syntax and the Rails magic. But then came the hangover: performance issues, dependency nightmares, and the realization that all that magic was just sleight of hand.
Now, we navigate through a maze of monkey patches, hoping not to trip over a surprise method added to the String class. But hey, at least we can say, 'I write Ruby,' and sound like a sophisticated, if slightly disillusioned, programmer.
