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\SQL, the programming 'language' that’s less of a language and more of a glorified spreadsheet wrangler. It’s like the digital equivalent of a cranky librarian who's really picky about how you ask for things. In the world of programming, SQL is that one uncle who's stuck in the '70s, refuses to change, and has a weird obsession with tables.
Using SQL is about as exciting as watching paint dry, but less colorful. It’s great if you enjoy writing what feels like an endless grocery list – SELECT this, INSERT that, JOIN on something else. It's like playing Mad Libs, but the only words you can use are 'SELECT,' 'FROM,' 'WHERE,' and 'JOIN.'
SQL is the perfect language for those who think, 'I like coding, but I wish it felt more like filing taxes.' It’s the indispensable tool in your programming belt that you wish you didn’t need quite so often.
