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Writing in Swift is like being in a relationship with someone who changes their mind about what they want for dinner every five minutes. It's constantly evolving, but not in the 'fine wine getting better with age' way, more like the 'oh, now I have to relearn this thing again' way.
Swift developers often flaunt its clean syntax like it's a designer handbag, but let's be honest, underneath that facade, it's like a maze with moving walls. The language is so opinionated, working with it feels like trying to bake a cake with someone constantly looking over your shoulder, criticizing how you're not measuring the flour 'the Swift way.'
In short, Swift is for those who enjoy the thrill of chasing after the latest trend, only to find out it’s been replaced by a new one. It’s like playing fetch with a dog that never brings the ball back."
